my name is lynn gage
and this is my story
i blow out my birthday candles
on september 15 every year
i'm happily taken for 5 years
now by jared myers♥
i have a 4 year old puppy
lilly is her name&yorktese is her game
two tattoos want more
six piercings want one more
i live in the sunshine state
attending penn foster university
to become a dental assistant
and no one is going to stop me
i will be amazing
dumb spring breakers
- so we are cruising the strip last night in panama city
- and we stop and a truck full of girls stopped next to us
- and the girl in the truck said this
- drunk girl: did you guys just get here
- us: yeah
- DG: have you been here all week?
- us: we live here
- DG: oh! can you tell your weather man to change the weather
- its too cold.
- us after we drive off from dumb drunk girl; yeah cause we have the weather
- man on speed dial. he's different from your weather man; we have a special
- remote here to change the weather to what we like.
- dumb tourist; now i see why guys find them so easy they'll
- believe anything.
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